cybercum:

just look at how happy this turtle looks i mean how can you not like this picture

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marypoppinthatpussy:

what’s going on

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trenchcoat-fetish:

mapalap:

teamfreewifi:

i-believe-in-dean:

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getaglimpsebeyondthisillusion:

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blueboxparchment:

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wingsinpurgatory:

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ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION

JUST TO GET A GLANCE…

mishasubi:

johnimholmes:

you wake up and it’s wednesday- supernatural season gr8 finale day! needless to say, you’re excited as fuck. you sit up in bed and check the time on your phone. but wait. for the date it says, “tuesday may 14th” except today is wednesday. how weird. it must be your phone bugging up or something. you climb out of bed and you’re walking out of your room when off in the distance, you hear it.

it’s the heat of the moment~

WHY AM I ACTUALLY UNSETTLED

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zackisontumblr:

what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble

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twatsmussen:

ohsnapitsnik:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER

“no dad you don’t understand me”

nemo

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joeshmo:

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ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

Have we already forgotten Joseph Ducreax?

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mishkateerbabs:

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